I still don’t understand where unemployed uni students get their money from. I work 38 hours a week and still can’t afford timtams.
"It takes more than fucking someone to keep yourself warm."
I’m going to Scotland. Guess who lives in Scotland. That’s motherFuCKING RIGHT FRIGHTENeD RABBIT!
The Matt King tag is gold. Male models, Henry Mallet, Super Hans and the Descendants. That’s all you need.
How is Henry Mallet so fucking attractive and fucking amazing and yet Matt King is just a pale Englishman with a giant-ass forehead?
So. Uh… My boss kissed me tonight… I don’t know how to feel about this.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing