1 day ago // 117,519 notes

I still don’t understand where unemployed uni students get their money from. I work 38 hours a week and still can’t afford timtams.

1 day ago // 0 notes

"It takes more than fucking someone to keep yourself warm."

I’m going to Scotland. Guess who lives in Scotland. That’s motherFuCKING RIGHT FRIGHTENeD RABBIT!

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1 day ago // 400 notes

u tell em shia 

I fucking love that song

Just make sure you ahead of the game
Kiyomitsu II, Torii Kiyomine / Work It, Missy Elliott

The Matt King tag is gold. Male models, Henry Mallet, Super Hans and the Descendants. That’s all you need.

2 days ago // 0 notes

How is Henry Mallet so fucking attractive and fucking amazing and yet Matt King is just a pale Englishman with a giant-ass forehead?

2 days ago // 0 notes

So. Uh… My boss kissed me tonight… I don’t know how to feel about this.

3 days ago // 0 notes
I touched her thigh and death smiled. Jim Morrison (via fancygoth)

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3 days ago // 52,374 notes





vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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3 days ago // 436,635 notes