It was bad having to pretend to be asleep while I could hear them hooking up but it’s worse that they’re alone in my house and she will be eating off my plates and doing it on my couch
So I kinda wanna kill myself a little because I’m out at a shit party with no one I know and my roommate has invited a chick over that he only started talking to on Friday night. They may fuck. He wants to ask her out. I may throw up
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
its against the law for certain birds to get sick. very very ill eagle