women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction
Reflected. Very bad idea. Very bad.
It may have been a mistake to almost sleep with a guy I work with five days a week. I will have to reflect on this when sober.
Spesh when you have to give an oral presentation
Ohmygod being drunk at nine am is fucking shit
The most shameful walk of shame being when you are still drunk, walking past your work and you still didn’t even sleep with them
White boy: what size?
Me: bigger than your dick