I’ve decided that I miss being at an all-girls school because I very much dislike living with men every day


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khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

(Source: ranchstamkos, via paigeelizabethgracecooley)


23 hours ago // 252,872 notes
  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

23 hours ago // 33,561 notes
dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

I got my brother to go out to the shops with concealer on today and before we left the house he said “I look better than you do” and flipped his fucking hair


23 hours ago // 0 notes

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via yulinga)


23 hours ago // 381,265 notes

australian-government:

flower-crown69:

Even after 3 years you still live in my heart

the rent must be cheap

(via australian-government)


23 hours ago // 1,184 notes
radnoir:

#daria

australian-government:

tvviter:

my anaconda don’t

want the americanization of education


23 hours ago // 206 notes