I finished work at midnight and my boss gave me a lift home, he is not unattractive and only 25. I got in his car and it smelled like cigarettes and there was a goon box and maccas wrappers on the floor. He told me he got fired from his first job being a manager at maccas for throwing chicken nuggets at people. Which is not what I expected at all.
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via femininefreak)
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god. Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via mirroir)