I’ve decided that I miss being at an all-girls school because I very much dislike living with men every day
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
- TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
I got my brother to go out to the shops with concealer on today and before we left the house he said “I look better than you do” and flipped his fucking hair
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
Even after 3 years you still live in my heart
the rent must be cheap